Chair: Well, it looks like we are going to wrap up early
Me (all comments attributed to me were just said to myself): Weee! I get to meet my friends early for martinis!
Librarian #1 (who has the best posture of any human being): I would like to make a request.
Table quiets.
Librarian #1: I would like to ask the chair to number the documents in a way that makes it easier for the committee members to follow along. (As he speaks, he takes out a piece of paper from his binder and holds it up to the group).
Me: Wow, he has a binder. I just have a folder with stapled documents. Wait, what he is talking about? There are file names on the Excel spreadsheets and headers on the Word documents. My head hurts.
Librarian #1: I have been lost throughout this meeting as we refer to documents.
Me: Huh, really? And, you wait until the end of the meeting until we bring this up? Is this why you were checking your iPhone? Were you trying to reach other librarians to help you with this document situation?
Librarian #1: Could we have them labeled with the abbreviation for the committee, MW for Midwinter meeting, and then a document number?
Me: So stunned that my brain is no longer speaking to me.
Librarian #2: I suppose that is possible. We could also take the agenda and put the document number next to the related agenda item.
Murmurs of agreement at the table.
Me (again just to myself): Really? You can't just organize the documents in the order of the agenda because it isn't rocket science to figure everything out since they all have file names???
Librarian #1 (in the most serious tone): That would be much appreciated.
Me (outloud): But, would you number them 1 or 01?
More murmuring at the table.
Me (back to myself): Couldn't resist, could you? You just wanted to hold off that chocolate martini to get everyone all riled up again. Are you happy now?
Chair: Meeting adjourned.
Me, almost a week later: I can't really believe that happened at a professional meeting. His indignation at the document names! Seriously?