Yesterday on my light rail train - a guy gets on the train selling candy.
Guy: Would you like to buy some candy to help me out?
Woman: Do you have anything vegan?
Guy: Uh, I don't know. The mints?
Woman:You should really make sure to sell more vegan things. It will only become more popular. I'll go ahead and give you some money but you should really get more vegan things.
Guy: Uh, okay. Thank you. Bless you.
Woman: Really, vegan things are very important.
1 comment:
Too funny. This reminds me of a post on Craigslist awhile back. Someone wanted eggs from free range chickens fed a vegan diet. Um... chickens aren't vegan. They eat bugs, which are not vegetables.
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