Intercepted transmission from Spider Nation: At 1700 hours, a reconnaissance mission was thwarted by Human. Agent #567 was met with a brutal death by Human weaponry. The Human let out some battle cry as It hit #567. All members of Elite Tactical Team are to be on guard for Human, Red Dog, Orange Cat, and Striped Cat. Intelligence shows that the animal units are not a serious threat. See below for the mission plan that was thwarted:
------------18 September 2008 Reconnaissance Mission-------------
All members of the Elite Tactical Team are to canvass the Human's quarters. Objectives include: inventory of weaponry, map launch pads for future attacks, place decoys, and investigate future hiding spaces. All Elite Team members should pay special attention to the "special little space" filled with objects. Your commanders view this space as a vulnerable spot for the Human. It is filled with Human objects where Spider Nation can occupy. Please note that this area poses risks as Human weaponry is stored on the ground floor of this space. Spider Physician says the chemical pneumonia agent was successful but Human has fully recovered. Regardless, Spider Igor Biologist received special commendation from Spider President. Spider Psychologist notes that Human seems distracted these days with Human concerns. For this reason, 18 September 2008, is the chosen day for the reconnaissance mission.
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Jerry was very impressed!
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