Nice that the human has not changed her blog title to reflect the most recent addition to the household. Whatever because I am taking over this place. I am smart. I learned how to use check my spelling on this computer. Next step is domination over the dog.
Progress in last few days:
1. I threw up on dog
2. I turned on the stove. Thought human would rescue me and not dog. She noticed burner on. Fail.
3. Tried to remove food supply for dog. I tore into her brand new food bag and was going to hide every piece. Human noticed the rip and put the smelly stuff in a tub for the dog. Will try next time.
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What do the spiders think of the cat? And vice versa?
He definitely likes to kill them, or at least their carcasses. I would like him to work on his attention span since he sometimes loses them.
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