Distressing news from Spider headquarters

Spider headquarters issued grim news this morning. Agent 2010 was killed as it tried to enter Primary Target's hallway via the back stairwell. Primary Target identified the Agent by its markings and utilized brute force by using shoe artillery. Objections were immediately raised by Director of Agent Forces at the inhumane second and third stompings of the shoe. Canine again appeared oblivious to Primary Target's concerns.

As this news filtered into Spider Headquarters, images were broadcast that show the last moments of Agent 33445's life.


It is still unclear how this image arrived at Headquarters and why it took nearly a month after the Agent's tragic death. Messy handwriting noted that this was the last view of the Agent before Primary Target killed it in #314. Analysts are being brought in to see if it is the writing of the canine or some other ally of the Primary Target.

There is still no word on the progress of Agent 919 in the Land of Lincoln. Concerns about the breakdown in communication have been raised to field representatives.

Director of Agent Forces did issue a statement that losses are expected until the Agents can prepare the field for the Orb Weavers to enter #314. There was no comment from Head W Spider or Director of Web Artillery.