Just the little things

I tend to amuse myself especially since I am now living alone. No offense to Elston but she can't tell me funny things. She can look funny or do weird things like stare into a fireplace but no quick, biting comments. I find that I'll read or overhear something little and chuckle to myself.

What are the things that have cracked me up or frustrated me this week? I should highlight quotes but I can't decide between these three which one outranks the other.

- Super annoying fellow rider on the train who blabbed really loud on her cell phone. She was giving a friend some advice. Bad advice. Quote - "Don't worry. The baby boomers are on their way out. Out. We can then wear what we want to wear."

- Just a little blurb in the paper about Peru's former President Fujimori who is allowed conjugal visits and his guitar. This is where my imagination steps in. I just have an image of Alberto strumming a ballad to his wife. Or entertaining his fellow prisoners with some rockin tunes? See where I am going.

- Iranian President Ahmadinejad's comment, ""Let me tell a joke here, I think the politicians who are after atomic bombs, or testing them, making them, politically they are backward, retarded." I know he is kinda crazy but that comment just cracks me up.