Red Carpet:
When did Miley Cyrus become someone that anyone cares about?
I think Jeff Bridges is stoned.
Do you think people laugh at the stupid announcers as soon as they walk away? I would.
Where is my girlfriend, Cate?
I love Gabourey. She is just damn awesome.
Okay, I love Meryl.
Awards:
Helen, Colin, George, Gabourey, Meryl!
Wait, is J-Lo sitting with Robin Williams?
Okay, I hate sing and dance numbers.
I thought that was David Paterson but it is Antonio Banderas. What the hell?
Vera could become my new girlfriend. Don't tell Cate.
Okay the Hitler memorabilia joke with Meryl was funny.
George Clooney looks thrilled. Not.
Okay, I don't think I can focus enough since I am multitasking.
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