Elston just walked across the living room. I saw something on her back so I called her over. It was a spider.
Were they playing "why don't we pretend I am a horse and you are a cowboy" in this household? Was the spider so lazy that it slipped Elston a $5 bill and said carry me closer to your owner so I can use my saved up energy to freak her out? Is the dog so creaky old that she thinks a spider can provide an adequate massage with its eight legs? Was Elston giving tours of the apartment to all of the insects? Is this a job she has on the side so she can buy greenies on the corner while I am at work?
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It sounds like the spiders are testing your defenses, possibly preparing for a full-scale invasion.
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