Lectures

No, I am not going to lecture on various topics even though I am sure I could come up with some quick preachy things to say. I could write about how I can't shake my cough as I prepare to leave tomorrow for a conference. Or, I could write about a lecture I heard last week on spiders. I thought I would save that one for a few more days. No, I am going to write about my response to a flier that was handed to me by some people walking my neighborhood. I am sure my response will offend but this is how I react to things. B and M provided some assistance as noted below.

Lecture names followed by our responses:

1) Prophecy unveils the end of the world Can it wait until the Bears win another Super Bowl or at least I get back from this conference? (EM)

2) Lawlessness, Terrorism and Plagues upon the land. Sounds intense. Are they referring to out of control, terrorist spiders? (EM)

3) Prophecy exposes the missing link. Oh you're the one, Elston (MP)

4) The antichrist. Otherwise known as the Dick Cheney lecture (EM)

5) How to successfully bury your past. All it takes is a big shovel (BP)

6) The real truth about near death experiences. Stay away from the light Carol Ann (MP) or Carol Ann is in the tv (BP)

7) When the devil takes a vacation. And, goes to Florida (EM)

8) The unpardonable sin. Just one? Yay! (EM)

9) Why so many denominations. Fractions are a bitch (BP)

10) Revelations plan for end time living. Beer is on sale at 7-11 (BP) Only 25 shopping days until the rapture (MP)