Tuesday, July 31, 2007

Another intercepted bulletin

Spider Headquarters was destroyed by rampaging kitten at 6:46 a.m. Head W Spider is safe and Vice President Spider has been moved to an undisclosed location. Rhode Island comrades have been contacted to see if it is the Kitty of Death. Primary Target #1 and canine were spotted across the street. Primary Target was seen pointing kitten out to canine and threatening a new resident into #314 if canine didn't perform to standards. Kitten was detected as being a little too happy as it bounded through the headquarters that are disguised as bushes.

1 comment:

Janet said...

"undisclosed location" -- ROTFLMAO!