Battle Day Two

Muuwwwwaahhh.

I casually walked into the living room this morning and saw that baby spider had recreated its web between the two open windows. The web was stretched a little thin and it was smack dab in the middle. I took 1/10 of a second before I gleefully took one of the window handles and opened the window up even more. The web snapped and the little spider went blowing into the warm atmosphere. I wouldn't be surprised if the leaders had a little web already laid out to catch the falling spider but I won day two. I can see the headlines in their spider newsletter, "Initial reconnaissance has failed but a surge will be planned. Enemy strengths were not fully realized. Opposition spider parties are asking for a revised plan. Leaders warn of further casualties if their plan is to be realized. Reinforcements could come from the Eugene troops."