It took two months before their plan was enacted. What plan? Who? The spiders. If you don't know the history of the warfare...you will have to browse the old blog from when I lived in Eugene.
They are starting their plan off small. They sent out a baby spider. Wimps. This morning, I decided to open the windows up really wide because of today's heat and I noticed a web between two of the windows. I am not dumb. Even before caffeine, I saw the web from a great distance. I brought the window closer to me and it had the markings of the usual suspects. I decided to open up the window super fast to see if it would fall to its death but it only broke the web in half.
I know the leaders were downstairs drinking some coffee and looking upstairs to see what would happen. I know they are going to bring out the big guns. This time will be different. While I may be more emotionally unstable, they don't have a garage to use as their headquarters with easy access to my space. I am up three stories. There are no easy cracks to get through. They can spin all they want outside of my window. A nice breeze will come by and it will be a spider flying through the air.
I have a heightened awareness of what happens away from the apartment. I am sure they have already started mapping out my daily walks and are placing conspirators along the walk who can spin their little webs. We shall see what happens.
1 comment:
Stay strong. You can defeat them this time! They are very prevelant in Eugene this summer, just be thankful you aren't back here, or they'd be sure to win their battle with you.
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